The Question Of The Year

I’m at my parents’ house when a solicitor rings their bell.

Solicitor: “Hi! I’m [Solicitor] with [Company]! Have you considered getting new windows for your home?”

Mom: “Yes. Two years ago. From your company. Which are the windows you’re currently looking at. So, either you didn’t look at the windows prior to ringing my bell, or you’re saying that the company’s windows aren’t the quality they claim to be if I have to be replacing them every two years.”