The Home Of Mississippi Mud Pie

I used to work for a company that sold tires online. Had one customer purchase a set of All-Terrain tires because they were significantly cheaper than Mud Tires, which are what he actually needed.

We were not made aware of his needs before his purchase and only found out when he called in to complain:

Customer: “The tires aren’t working very well in the muddy terrain!”

He keeps going on and demanding a refund, and we finally have to draw the line:

Me: “Sir, we can’t take a return on tires you’ve already taken off-roading.”

Customer: “Have you even seen mud? I know y’all are in California and you only have sand out there. Out here in Mississippi, we have REAL MUD.”

Then he hung up and we never heard from him again…