The Easter Bunny’s Going To Skip Your House This Year

A customer came up to my register on Easter. He forgot the PIN to his food stamp card. He tried it twice.

Me: “Sir, make sure your PIN is correct; you’ll be locked out for twenty-four hours if it’s incorrect three times.”

Well, that’s what happened.

Customer: “It’s your fault I got locked out! You ruined my Easter!”

The guy kept screaming at me and wouldn’t leave. One of the managers had to come down and escort him out of the building.