That’s The Way The Cookie Stupidly Crumbles

I work in a fast food restaurant.

Customer: “Can I get a birthday cake cookie?”

Me: “I’m sorry, we don’t carry those.”

Customer: “What cookies do you have?”

Me: “Chocolate chip, sugar, white macadamia, oatmeal raisin, and brownies.”

Customer: “Can I get a peanut butter cookie?”

Me: “I’m sorry, we don’t carry those.”

Customer: “What cookies do you have?”

We go around like this a few times until:

Customer: “Never mind. I’ll go somewhere else.”