(One of the few good policies is that we can hang up, with no warning, on customers if they start cursing at us.)
Technical Support Representative #1: “[Company] tech support. What may I help you with?”
Caller: “Your [bleeping] piece of [bleep] is not [bleeping] working.”
Technical Support Representative #1: “Sir, if you don’t stop cursing and tell me what the issue is…”
Caller: “[Bleep] you, just fix the [bleep]ing piece of [bleep].”
Technical Support Representative #1: *click*
Technical Support Representative #2: *same thing*
Technical Support Representative #3: *same thing*
(By now we are sharing the customer number and start answering:)
Technical Support Representative #6: “If you curse, we hang up…”
Caller: “[Bleep].”
Technical Support Representative #6: *click*
(A few more rounds of this and he finally gets to me.)
Me: “Shut up and listen. We are here to help you. You curse, I hang up. Now tell me what’s wrong and I’ll help you. Your call, curse or help?”
Caller: *in a rather meek voice* “Okay, but I’m a bit frustrated.”
Me: “Don’t worry; I’ll walk you through it.”
(He cursed once in the conversation, paused and apologized. It took only ten minutes and was a really a simple fix.)