Doesn’t Speak A Paid Programming Language
Caller: “Hi, the program I use to give demos to customers has stopped working.”
Me: “Okay, what is the program that you use?”
Caller: *names third-party free trial program that our company doesn’t use*
Me: “And what’s the problem?”
Caller: “It’s asking me to pay to use it.”
Me: “Okay… there’s nothing I can actually do about that. That is a third-party paid service. Our company does not have any accounts or contracts with that vendor, so we don’t have a company account we can use.”
Caller: “But it worked before.”
Me: “They have a free trial, but once that trial is over you would need to pay for an account.”
Caller: “It’s not working. They told me to call Help Desk.”
Me: “I’m afraid this is not a technical issue that we can help with. This program requires a paid account to use it, and our company doesn’t have one. You’d need to work with your department head to put in a purchase order for an account for this program. That doesn’t go through us.”
Caller: “But all my coworkers use it, and they don’t pay for it!”
Me: “Better not mention that to Legal.”
Question of the Week
Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.