I’ll Do It With Me, Myself, And I

(I’m working tech support with one of my friends. A slightly annoying, but not particularly unpleasant task comes up that needs done.)

Coworker: “Would you like me to do it, or shall I?”

Me: “Well, if you really want to do it that badly, go right ahead.”

(She realized what she said after a couple seconds and we had a good laugh and she went to take care of it.)