Witless About Wheat-less
(A friend and I are checking out a pizza place we haven’t been before. The cashier sees us looking at the menu and comes over.)
Friend: “We’re just looking. She—” *indicating me* “—can’t eat any wheat so we’re not expecting anything.”
Cashier: “Well, we have vegetarian options.”
Friend: “No, no. WHEAT, not meat.”
Cashier: “Oh! Then you should be fine then. We don’t have any of that!”
(My friend and I stare at each other a moment, a bit flabbergasted.)
Me: “Like wheat flour…”
Cashier: *looks a bit clueless before turning to peer back at the kitchen and calling to the cook* “What kind of flour do we use? Does it have wheat in it?”
Cook: *stares at her in disbelief a moment before turning to me* “It’s regular white flour.”
Cashier: *all smiles as she turns back to me* “Then you should be fine!”
Me: “…Thank you.”
(My friend and I turn and start to leave.)
Friend: “…Did that really just happen? How do you get to be an adult and not know what flour is made of?!”