A Sprinkle Of Stupidity
(I work at a pizza place that often allows customers to switch out ingredients, as long as they are not adding any extra.)
Customer: “I want the all meat with no sausage, add bacon, and add green pepper.”
Me: “Great, sir. We can take the sausage off, but unfortunately I can only add one other ingredient. You’ll have to choose which one you’d like.”
Customer: “What if I add bacon but only get a spritz of green pepper?”
Me: “You’d still be getting one too many.”
Customer: “What about a dash?”
Me: “Sir, the manner in which we apply the ingredient won’t make any difference.”