Not Trying To Be A Pest(o)
(I order a mushroom calzone with no pesto. When I get my order it has pesto on it, so I take it back up to the counter.)
Me: “Excuse me, I ordered this with no pesto.”
Employee: “Sorry, the mushrooms come canned in a pesto sauce.We can’t make one without the other.”
Me: “I specifically asked if it could me made without pesto when I ordered it and [Other Employee] said yes. Can I at least get something else?”
Employee: “We don’t do returns. You’re just going to have to eat it.”
Me: “No, I’m allergic to nuts. This could literally kill me.”
Employee: “Well, sorry, but—”
Manager: “Is there a problem here?”
(I explain the situation to him, and he not only refunds me but he also gives me a slice of cheese pizza for free.)
Manager: “Sorry for almost killing you!”