Insults Start Flying All Over The Place
(My parents and I are driving through downtown; my father is in the driver’s side. I grow bored and decide to make a mini airplane, which I throw at my mother.)
Mom: *jokingly* “Surprised she didn’t write any insults on it!”
(Being the sarcastic teenager I am, I make another mini airplane with the word “Insults” written on the side, and throw it.)
Mom: “Oh, aren’t you funny? She wrote ‘insults’ on it!”
Dad: “What’s it say?”
Mom: “‘Insults.'”
Dad: “What kind of insults?”
Mom: “No, just ‘insults.'”
Dad: “There could be a lot of different insults!”
Mom: “It says ‘Insults’!”
Dad: “But what KIND of insult? Is it mean?”
Me: *laughing so hard I can hardly breathe* “It says the word ‘insults.’ I didn’t write any actual insults!”
Dad: “Oooh. How was I supposed to know that?”