When Friendship Takes A Turn
(In the car with two guy friends who are talking about our zombie apocalypse plans. I’m sitting in the back.)
Me: “What would you guys do if I was turned?”
(They look at each other with evil grins.)
Friend #1: “Oh, honey, at the speed you walk we’re using you as bait.”
(They both start laughing.)
Me: *laughing* “F*** you both. I’m gonna turn and get revenge and eat you both.”
Driver: “We love you, [My Name].”
Me: “Yeah, yeah, love you, too. I’m still gonna eat your faces.”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?