Smoke Before Gas

, , , , , | Right | January 24, 2020

Customer: “How much for a carton of cigarettes, [Brand #1]?”

Me: “$12, sir.”

Customer: “And [Brand #2]?”

Me: “$15, sir.”

Customer: *places a handful of one-dollar bills and some change on the counter* “All right, give me [Brand #1] and take what’s left from the change to pump two.”

(I start counting the cash and then pause.)

Me: “Sir? With tax, you’ll only be able to put a dollar worth of gas on pump two.”

Customer: “Just do it already!”

(Sadly, this was not the first time something like this had happened.)

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