Season’s Greetings And Over-Eatings!

(It’s a few days before Christmas, and it’s one of our VP’s birthdays today. We all hear an announcement over the PA system that there is breakfast in our lunchroom to celebrate the birthday and holidays. As I’ve already eaten, I remain at my desk. Multiple coworkers have already asked me why I’m not going, and I’ve told them I already ate. Most of them just keep walking, satisfied with my answer, but not this one.)

Coworker: “[My Name], let’s go! There’s food!”

Me: “But I already ate breakfast.”

Coworker: “So? Overeating! That’s the [Company] way!”