Sausage Roll Versus Toilet Roll

I am waiting outside a small-town bakery. The worker has just popped off to the toilet and has a “back in five minutes” sign up on the door. Another customer comes up to the door, reads the sign, and tuts loudly.

Customer: “Well, that’s annoying!”

Me: “He’ll only be a few minutes.”

Customer: “If the shop is open, it’s open! None of this ‘back in five minutes’ nonsense!”

Me: “He just popped off to the loo. He’s allowed a toilet break.”

Customer: “I’ll complain to the owner when I next see him.”

Me: “Well, the owner can’t do much about toilet breaks.”

Customer: “Well, he shouldn’t give his workers those!”

Me: “You mean basic human rights?”

Customer: “Yes! Those!”