In Plain Sight
(This is the second date with a guy I’d met online. The first date was okay…the guy was a little strange in an undefinable way, but seemed harmless. So, I’ve agreed to see him again. Note that I recently started wearing contact lenses. One is bugging me, so I rub my eye.)
Guy: “Is there something wrong with my eye?”
Me: “No, my contact was just itchy.”
Guy: “It’s because I’ve got a fake eye, isn’t it? Are they looking in the same direction?”
Me: *thinking he’s joking* “Yeah, you look fine!”
Guy: “I can take it out if you want. Wanna see?”
Me: *realizing he’s serious* “No!”
Guy: “Here we go!”
(He proceeds to take his eyeball out at the dive bar and show it to me. I cringe and try not to look at what I assume is now a gaping hole in his face. He puts it back in.)
Guy: “Is it looking the right way again?”