I’m Not Gay, But My Boyfriends Are
Grocery Store | Romantic
| September 8, 2011
(Two college-aged guys of similar age to myself come up to the register with a box of condoms. Note: I’m male myself.)
Customer 1: “We’re not gay, you know.”
Me: “Yes.”
Customer #1: “Well, we’re not.”
Me: “Okay, I know.”
(I finish the transaction, and they’re about to leave.)
Me: “Have a nice evening.”
Customer #2: “So…uh…are you doing anything when you get off? We’d like to hang out.” *winks at me*
Question of the Week
Have you ever met a customer who thought the world revolved around them?
