The Realization Has Expired
(I work at a popular beauty supply store. A family had been browsing around for quite a while before coming to the front to pay. We offer a discount card which expires annually. The customer didn’t have her card, but I looked up the number and punched it in manually.)
Me: “I see that your card has expired. I can give you some stickers to take home to put on your card so you know when it expires next.”
Customer: “What?”
Me: “You don’t have your physical card with you, correct? So I’m giving you these expiration date stickers to put on your card at home.”
Customer: “But my card is at home.”
Me: “That’s why I’m giving you the stickers. To put on your card. That’s at your home.”
(My coworker, sensing my frustration, stepped in.)
Coworker: “Your card expired, so she’s giving you stickers to put on your card when you go home.”
(This somehow clicked with the customer.)
Customer: “Why didn’t you say that in the first place?!”