Getting The Wrong Smoke Signals
Customer: “I’d like a pack of [Brand] cigarettes, the brown pack.”
Me: “Sure! You know, we don’t sell much of this kind. Had a regular customer special request them and accidentally got most the other varieties trying to order the right kind.”
Customer: “I’m glad you do. They’re addictive-free!”
Me: *taken aback for a split second but managing to keep my incredulity mostly in check* “Actually, it’s just additive free. See?” *I point to the packaging* “It just means they don’t add in any extra stuff to them.”
Customer: *being super nice but sticking to her guns* “Well, they’re nicotine-free.”
Me: “No, they still have it.”
Customer: “They’re 100% tobacco, so they don’t have nicotine.”
Me: “Oh, no, nicotine is part of tobacco; you can’t really separate it out.”
Customer: *having completed the purchase starts walking away, continues responding to me, but sounding either confused, or doubtful of my knowledge* “Oh, okay…”
Me: “Yeah, it only say 100% U.S. grown. It’d be like having orange-free orange juice, you really can’t have it without the oranges… Um, have a nice day!”
(I realized as I said it that with artificial flavoring, you CAN have orange-free orange juice, but that’s beside the point.)
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