No Need To Get Alarmed At Security
(As I am leaving Major Retailer, the alarm goes off. I immediately pull my cart back from the doorway and turn to the associate stationed there to monitor the alarms. She asks me to come over to the side so she can check my purchases for a “decoding error.” I figure it is probably the computer speakers I have just picked up – it certainly isn’t the bags of chips from the grocery department.)
Security: “No need to be nervous. This happens all the time.”
Me: *smiling* “Oh, I’m not nervous. I know I didn’t steal anything.”
Security: “Oh, thank heavens. So many people get upset when this happens.”
Me: “Well, I know it’s not your fault, and I’ve worked retail before so I know what those customers are like.”
(She checks my receipt and tests the speaker box, which does indeed set off the alarm again, and makes a note for management to explain the alarm, then wishes me a good night.)
Me: “Have a good night yourself, and hopefully you won’t get yelled at before your shift ends.”
Security: *laughing* “I’ll be happy if I don’t get yelled at for ten minutes, because that would make a new record for today!”