A Single Inappropriate Comment
Mom: “Well, I should get going. I don’t have long before [Boyfriend] gets home and I want some time to relax.”
Me: “Okay. I’m going to go eat a box of chocolate while watching The Bachelor and reading Cosmopolitan because I just realized this will be the first Valentine’s Day I’ve been alone for in years.”
Mom: “…Okay. Well, I was going to say ‘have a good night,’ but that no longer seems appropriate.”