Didn’t Get Good Jeans From Her Mother

(I refuse to buy cheap jeans because they wear out too quickly to be worth it. My mom often makes fun of me for this, especially since I have refused to try on any of the jeans at this store, despite how ‘cute’ she thinks they are. I come out, modelling a shirt.)

Mom: “That’s a great shirt on you! And those jeans are amazong!”

Me: “I know, right? These are incredible jeans, and comfy to boot!”

Mom: “See, I told you you’d like them! And they’re so cheap! Weren’t they only $15 a pair? You should go grab some more!”

Me: “Oh, no. These were a hundred dollars! They’re the jeans I walked in with.”

(My mom’s smile is quickly replaced with an annoyed expression.)

Mom: “You turkey! Get back in there and finish trying on clothes!”