Presumptuousness To Make You Fall Out Your Chair
(I’m minding my own business at the mall. A woman walks up to me.)
Woman: “You don’t need that!”
Me: “Huh?”
Woman: “How shameless! Stealing wheelchairs from people who need them!”
(I lift up my pant leg, revealing my red, atrophied leg. She starts sputtering.)
Me: “Also, this is my personal chair. The one I got through my insurance.”
(She quickly leaves. I call after her:)
Me: “Want to see the scars, too?”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?