Didn’t Read The Terms And Conditions

(I’m in music class, where we use Macbooks because they run Garageband. I mention to my friend how it’s weird that the icons on the desktop don’t line up and can be placed freely. She says this:)

Friend: “When I was young I said, ‘Wow! How did we get the icons to line up so perfectly?’ My mum told me, ‘Daddy’s very good at lining things u—’”

(She stops and puts her face in her hands as she realises what she was told.)

Me: *laughing*

Friend: *face still in hands* “I’m going to be asking some questions tonight.”