Poor Dad Is The Butt Of This Joke
We’re immigrants. My parents aren’t fluent in English so they still make some mistakes with words and grammar. My dad gets a new phone and it keeps calling me on its own.
Me: “Hello? Hello? Huh. I guess he pocket-dialed me.”
I hang up and send him a text.
Me: “Your phone called me again.”
Dad: *Texting back* “Sorry I booty-call you.”
Me: *Texting back* “OH, GOD, FATHER, NO! YOU DID NOT BOOTY-CALL YOUR OWN DAUGHTER! CALL IT POCKET-DIAL!”
He says bum-call now, which I consider a huge improvement. I also got him to reduce the number of pocket-dials by making him add an actual screen-lock so that his pocket can’t swipe his phone open.
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?
