Poor Dad Is The Butt Of This Joke

, , , , , | Related | August 24, 2020

We’re immigrants. My parents aren’t fluent in English so they still make some mistakes with words and grammar. My dad gets a new phone and it keeps calling me on its own.

Me: “Hello? Hello? Huh. I guess he pocket-dialed me.”

I hang up and send him a text.

Me: “Your phone called me again.”

Dad: *Texting back* “Sorry I booty-call you.”

Me: *Texting back* “OH, GOD, FATHER, NO! YOU DID NOT BOOTY-CALL YOUR OWN DAUGHTER! CALL IT POCKET-DIAL!”

He says bum-call now, which I consider a huge improvement. I also got him to reduce the number of pocket-dials by making him add an actual screen-lock so that his pocket can’t swipe his phone open.

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