Plot Twist: The Book Is About De Ting

A coworker has been helping a customer for an unusually long time. They’re finally done with what seemed like a lot of questions, and they just collapse behind the counter for a moment.

Coworker: “You know what? I’m going to write a book and call it It’s Blue.”

Me: “Let me guess, for all the customers who come in saying, ‘I’m looking for a book; it’s blue.’?”

Coworker: “I’d sell millions!”