13 Times We Wish Customers Could Just Hear The Stuff Coming Out Of Their Mouths
Dear readers,
Sometimes, we wish the customers in our stories would just have their words played back to them in the hopes they realize just how stupid or awful they’re being, but we know it likely wouldn’t work! From ridiculously impossible requests, to insanely stupid statements, the editors here at Not Always Right developed an internal sub-category we would apply to these stories called “do these people even hear themselves?” To honor this sadly-growing collection, we’ve rounded up thirteen for your reading pleasure.
We hope you’re not shouting the sub-category name out loud at too many of these stories!
I Can’t Hear Myself Think – The amount of mental hoops this customer had to jump to get to this request would get them gold in NAR entitlement gymnastics!
The Cup Is Half Empty Kinda Guy – Yes because of course how dare we charge you for something you want to buy!
Not Going Buy The Book = Not Going To Buy The Book – They need you to remember what they bought because they sure as h*** won’t!
Zombies Need Lawyers Too – Even death won’t save you from their ridiculousness!
Taking The I Out Of Identity – If the customer isn’t sure who you are then you’re not allowed to be sure either!
Dangerously Cheesy – We love cheese but this is one we might want to skip.
One’s Green And The Other Makes You Green – Please, continue to say the name of this supplement out loud. It never gets boring!
Pride Goeth Before A Deal – Where does irony meet entitlement? Canada, apparently!
Dislike As Many As I Like – Very British Problems: Not wanting to take as many as you like.
Tiger, Tiger, Fake And Bright –
A Whole New Grade Of Stupidity – We snuck in a school-based story here because students aren’t immune to the “if only you could hear yourself!” craze…
Nobody Nose – Say that entire thing again, but slower.
We hope you enjoyed this Customers-Who-Can’t-Hear-Themselves-themed roundup! Want to send in your own story? Submit your story here!
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