Perhaps A Little Bit Too Free

| | Right | December 29, 2007

(Woman walks in totally nude and grabs a muffin. She has a large, rather offensive tattoo from her bottom rib up her neck.)

Me: “Ma’am, you can’t just take those…”

Nudist: “Why, because of the tattoo?”

Me: “No, because you need to pay for it first.”

Nudist: “It’s a free country!” *walks out*

(I ended up pulling out my wallet and paying for it myself, because getting arrested for chasing a nude chick down the street is not worth it.)

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  • Trillium

    Why were you assuming she couldn’t pay? That’s pretty insensitive, implying she was gonna steal it.

    Also, your life is boring OP, and will always be boring, making choices like that.

    • Denton Young

      If she had paid, you really don’t want to touch the money. Think about where she could have been keeping it.

      • Trillium

        1) some might even find it hot
        2) money don’t smell
        3) its unprofessional to get squicked by money
        4) company doesn’t care where money came from

        • Denton Young

          If she extracts it from her rectum, it could very well not only smell, but also have faeces on it. Unprofessional or not, i would definitely be “squicked”.

          • Trillium

            old sayings take precedence over measly empirical evidence
            money don’t smell.

    • Zoha Khawaja

      OP probably said that because she was leaving without paying for the muffin.

      • Trillium

        not if we go by the text. he said it just when she grabbed it.