Till Undeath Do Us Part, Part 33
(I ask my boyfriend the question of what he would do if I was bitten by a zombie.)
Boyfriend: “Smack the zombie. And then be very cross with you.”
Me: “Why would you be cross with ME?”
Boyfriend: “Well, it’s just so inconsiderate of you!”
Me: “To get bitten by a zombie?”
Boyfriend: “Yes! You see? You don’t think about me at all!”
Me: “Because you’d have to make a tough decision about whether to kill me?”
Boyfriend: “No. If you turn into a zombie, who’d make me tea?”
Me: “….”