Till Undeath Do Us Part, Part 32
Restaurant | Romantic
| August 29, 2014
(My boyfriend of six years has spontaneously taken me out for a midweek romantic meal to our favourite restaurant. I decide to ask him the zombie question.)
Me: “So, listen. If there was a zombie apocalypse and I got bitten, what would you do?”
Boyfriend: *without even pausing for thought* “Honey, I would shoot the s*** out of you.”
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