Oh, Hi-o!
(I am a student library assistant at a small public library across from the administration building of an osteopathic medical school. One day, a woman who looks to be about the same age as my parents comes into the library. We strike up a conversation.)
Woman: “I haven’t been back here since my husband graduated from [Medical School].”
Me: “Where are you living now?”
Woman: “Columbus, Ohio.”
Me: “Oh, my family has friends there! Maybe you know them!”
Woman: *condescendingly* “I doubt we would know them. Columbus is a big city.”
Me: “Well, the husband is chief of surgery at [Major Osteopathic Medical Center in Columbus]. I just thought—”
Woman: “Oh! We do know him!”
Me: *quiet smile*
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?