Of Scary Dolls And Salty Balls

(A few friends and I are off school for the day so we decide to meet at one friend’s house and watch a movie. We end up watching a horror movie and during one scene a puppet throws someone across the room.)

Friend: “Holy s***, that doll must be made by Tyson!”

(Later in the movie an old man is introduced.)

Friend: “This guy looks like he grows salt off his balls.”

(Towards the end the man ends up dying.)

Friend: “You see, once the salt deposits in your testicles dry up there really is no point to life.”