Not Very Closed-Minded, Part 51

I work at a popular burger restaurant. The fans for our fryers aren’t working, so the fryers themselves won’t work; we can’t cook anything.

We stay and do a deep clean though we cannot cook any orders. The restaurant is at a service station, so there are four other venues for customers to visit for food. We have our doors closed, shutters down, signs saying, “We are closed, sorry for the inconvenience,” and bags taped over our kiosk computer order points to prevent people from using them.

We are obviously 100% closed.

Yet still…

Customer: *Forces open the door* “Are you open?”

Related:
Not Very Closed-Minded, Part 50
Not Very Closed-Minded, Part 49
Not Very Closed Minded, Part 48
Not Very Closed Minded, Part 47
Not Very Closed Minded, Part 46