Not The Cream Of The Crop, Part 6

I used to work at a fantastic Middle-Eastern restaurant that somehow became known for being very accommodating of dietary restrictions, so every third diner would tell us about some allergy they had.

Customer: “I have a severe dairy allergy, so that means no butter, no cream, no cheese, no cream cheese, no yogurt, and… there was one other thing…”

Me: “Milk?”

Customer: “No, milk is fine.”

Confused, I let the manager/owner know in case I was missing something obvious.

Owner: “Oh, just assume they’re allergic to everything. The survival instinct of the average middle-class bourgeoisie isn’t very strong.”

She got dairy-free everything, and we got no lawsuits.

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Not The Cream Of The Crop, Part 5
Not The Cream Of The Crop, Part 4
Not The Cream Of The Crop, Part 3
Not The Cream Of The Crop, Part 2
Not The Cream Of The Crop