Not The Cream Of The Crop

Me: “Thanks for calling [Credit Card Company]. How can I help you today?”

Caller: “I bought my crops on Farmville using your card. I forgot to water them and they’ve all died. Am I covered on purchase protection for that?”

Me: “Seriously?”

Caller: “I thought you’d be like that. Thanks anyway.” *click*

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