Cannot Live On Bread Alone
(Me and my wife both love eating white bread with Nutella on it. When one of us wants to eat one, we ask the other as well.)
Me: “Would you like Nutella bread?”
Wife: “Nah, I’m good!”
Me: “Are you really sure?”
Wife: “Yes, I’m good. I’m going to bed in a moment.”
Me: “Okay, then!”
(I go and make two of slices of bread and go to my wife again.)
Me: “Are you sure you don’t want one? I made two.”
Wife: “Well… since you made one…” *grabs one of the breads*
Me: “I know you so well!”