Punknowingly

(Recently, I have gotten a haircut, but my girlfriend thinks the bangs are way too short. One night I am sitting beside her and she is fluffing my bangs.)

Me: “Trying to make me look like I’m in the ‘80s?”

Girlfriend: “No. I’m just fixing your bangs.”

Me: “I know you think they’re too short.”

Girlfriend: “Eh. They’re growing on me.”

(I am about to comment on the pun when my girlfriend’s eyes widen.)

Girlfriend: “… Ohhhhhh…”

Me: “OHHHHHHHHH!”

(Needless to say, we high five.)