Light Bulb Moment
(I write for my campus newspaper. We have our own building, but it isn’t in the best condition. One day, a construction worker working next door comes in to use our bathroom. Our editor is there doing some work as well.)
Construction Worker: “You know those lights are broken, right?”
Editor: “What lights?”
Construction Worker: “Those lights.” *points to the ceiling*
Editor: “We have lights up there?”
Construction Worker: “How long have they been out?”
Editor: “I’ve been here for over three years now and I didn’t even know they were there. That’s how long they’ve been out.”
(The lights eventually got fixed.)