(I’m a radio announcer, and occasionally we get telemarketers calling our contest hotline. Sometimes, I try to have a little fun with them.)
Caller: “Hi, this is [Caller] with [Window Company], and we’re going to have people in your area in the next few weeks doing estimates. Are you interested in having them come by?”
Me: “Well, I tell ya what, [Caller]. This is [Radio Station] and you called our contest hotline. If you answer today’s trivia question correctly, we WILL be interested and you can send them by!”
Caller: “Wait, what?”
Me: “28% of people have run over one of these while out driving. What is it?”
Caller: “Um… squirrel?”
Me: “No, I’m sorry, that’s incorrect. But thanks for playing!”
(The telemarketer hangs up. I look up to see the station manager has overheard the call.)
Manager: “And what would you have done if she answered correctly?”
Me: “Well, I guess we’d be getting estimates on new windows.”
(The correct answer was ‘mailbox,’ in case you’re curious.)