Don’t Give A Hoot About Work Anymore

(It’s Friday. I’m sitting in my office when I feel all of my will to work just vanish. I’m contemplating shutting down and leaving early when I hear a coworker somewhere in the corridor hooting like an owl.)

Me: “Hoot?”

Coworker: *sadly* “Hoooot.”

Me: *agreeing* “Hoot hoot!”

Coworker In Office Next To Me: “You’re absolutely right! Let’s pack up and go home!”