The Cheating Type
Student: “Hey, are you any good with computers?”
Me: “Um, sometimes? What’s wrong?”
Student: “Can you come and look at this?”
Me: “Sure.”
(We walk over to her computer where there is a typing test pulled up as part of a job application. The student doesn’t sit down. After a moment of silence…)
Me: “What’s the problem?”
Student: “I have to take this typing test… for a job…”
(We stare at each other for about thirty seconds.)
Me: “I can’t take your typing test for you.”
Student: “Oh… Why?”