Needs To Deli-cately Tell Them To Leave
(It’s time to close the deli. As usual, the last minute customer rushes in in a panic.)
Customer: “You aren’t closed yet are you?”
Me: “No problem, I can still help you. What can I get you?”
Customer: “Ummmmmm, let’s see…”
(Two minutes tick by as the customer sucks at her teeth and disregards suggestions with silence as though I am not there.)
Customer: “How much is this brand of roast beef compared to that brand?”
(I tell her. She doesn’t like it. So I wait…)
Customer: “How many nitrates does this one have?”
(I show her the back of the meat package.)
Customer: *pouts* “This doesn’t tell me anything.”
(And I am supposed to know?)
Customer: “How long until it expires?”
(I told her. She then ordered three very thin slices of bologna and left, ignoring my thanks. How wasteful and irritating it was to open a whole package of meat, at closing time, for someone who practically came to the counter to enjoy treating someone else like crap.)
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?