My Head Megahertz, Part 3
Customer: “You got any external memory things?”
Me: “You mean hard drives?”
Customer: “Yes, those.”
Me: “Yes, we have lots! How much capacity were you looking for?”
Customer: “Ooh, I’d say a million terabytes.”
Me: “Uh… we don’t have anything near that, ma’am. In fact, I don’t think anyone does outside of large server farms. The largest hard drive we carry is ten terabytes.”
Customer: “Well, I don’t know how much I need, really. I just wanted to say something that sounded big because I wanted to store all my photos! My grandson said his was terabytes!”
Me: “Uh… how many photos, roughly?”
Customer: “Ooh, lots! At least fifty!”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?
