Modern Divorces Require A Hedge Fund

| Romantic | May 2, 2012

(I’ve just served this man at my work and we are chatting as I add up his order.)

Me: “So, what are you up to today?”

Him: “I have to trim the hedges again. My wife keeps driving the car into them.”

Me: “Oh…well, it’s a nice day to be out in the garden.”

Him: “Well, I figure its cheaper to fix the hedge than get a divorce.”

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