How You Know Your Relationship Is Baloney, Part 2

(My boyfriend and I are having sandwiches for dinner. They are both pretty big and not the normal-sized sandwiches. I can’t finish mine, and my boyfriend notices.)

Boyfriend: “Are you full?”

Me: “Yes.”

Boyfriend: “I’m going to finish the rest for you, then.”

Me: “Okay.”

(My boyfriend finishes the rest of my sandwich.)

Boyfriend: “Hey, since I did you a favor and finished your sandwich, can you take the plates back to the sink?”