Let’s Be Real; The Apocalypse Sounds EXHAUSTING

Recently, one of my coworkers found out that I don’t drive; I don’t even have a license despite being more than a decade over the legal age. He’s taken to nagging me about getting my license, usually thinking up scenarios where he believes I’d need to be able to drive. I’ve had solutions to each. He still tries, though.

Coworker: “I was watching a video the other day about how to survive nuclear war. It said to ‘drive as far away from the city as possible’. How’d you do that?”

Me: *Shrug* “I have friends.”

Coworker: “And you’re sure that in that emergency they’d think to pick you up?”

Me: *Shrug again* “I mean, you’re possibly massively overestimating my will to live.”

Coworker: *Laughs* “Okay! You’ve got me there.”