Just Wait For All This To Blow Over
Me: “If I was bitten by a zombie, what would you do?”
Husband: “Shhhhh… Wait? What kind of zombie? Shaun Of The Dead, World War Z or Night Of The Living Dead zombie?”
Me: “Why?”
Husband: “Because World War Z zombies are fast, Shaun Of The Dead zombies can be trained, and Night Of The Living Dead zombies are slow.”
Me: “Um, Shaun Of The Dead.”
Husband: “I’d probably do what he did with Nick Frost at the end: train you to play video games with me. If you had picked one of the other two I would shoot you. Repeatedly. In the face.”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?
