Just Say It; Don’t Spray It

I’m at work at a lumberyard and hardware store.

Customer: “I need some spray cans.”

Me: “Okay, spray cans as in spray paint?”

Customer: “No! Not spray paint! Spray cans!“

Me: “I’m sorry, can you be more specific? What kind of spray are you looking for?”

Customer: “Come on! Spray cans! They are cans that have lots of different colors.”

Me: “Okay, so spray paint.”

Customer: *Angrily* “NO! Spray cans!”

Me: “Okay, I’ll just show you what I think you want.”

I bring him over to the spray paint aisle.

Customer: “Yeah, this is what I want!”

He grabbed several cans of spray paint.