Give Him A Week, Then He Might Get It
A customer calls in looking for a dumpster for tomorrow, Saturday.
Me: “Our first available delivery date is Monday. We service Monday through Friday only in your area.”
Customer: “Okay, so no tomorrow?”
Me: “No, sir, Monday through Friday only.”
Customer: “Okay, so how about next Saturday?”
Question of the Week
What is the absolute most stupid thing you’ve heard a customer say?