It’s All Greek To Me: German Edition

During my mom’s vacation in Greece, she’s browsing in a small store. There’s a couple from Germany also browsing the store.

German Customer: *Rudely, in German.* “Ugh, why can’t the store owner speak German?”

They end up complaining about everything and then leave. My mom is so ashamed of them that she goes to the store owner.

Mom: “I want to apologize for that couple. They should not have been so rude!”

Before Mom can translate, the store owner replies in fluent German.

Store Owner: “I actually speak German very well! I used to be a translator. I just didn’t want to communicate with those a**holes!”